"Tom is our master horticulturist. He knows all the scientific names for everything, right, Tom?"
take note gentlemen
*Walks into class crush is in*
Teacher: Everyone have a seat
ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me
Girls are so simple.
i am boy
Best idea ever: Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift have an acoustic session and play their favorite songs and talk about what inspired them - like VH1 Storytellers. Then they can cover some other songs together.