LONELY BUT FABULOUS

ok casey, get your butt off the couch and go do ur makeup

"i honestly don’t remember doing that"
— me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)
curled da hurrrr

curled da hurrrr

"Tom is our master horticulturist. He knows all the scientific names for everything, right, Tom?"
"Yup."

plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

easilyhumored:

fallingintoconfusion:

easilyhumored:

date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me

Girls are so simple.

i am boy

neverbeenanywhere-cold-as-you:

Best idea ever: Bruce Springsteen and Taylor Swift have an acoustic session and play their favorite songs and talk about what inspired them - like VH1 Storytellers. Then they can cover some other songs together.

drake & josh
  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans