theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

shortasscorporal:

-takes homework out-

-rewards self with two hours of internet-

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

Taylor Swift - Leaving her apartment in NYC [04/22]

Taylor Swift - Leaving her apartment in NYC [04/22]

true friends comment sexual things on your selfies

#tp